Republicans, Democrats, & Southerners

 

Question
How do you tell the difference between a Democrat, a Republican, and a Southerner?
Answer
It's easy. Pose the following question to each of them and listen to the answer.

Here's the test question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a wild look in his eyes; and a huge knife in his hand comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you and your family.

You are carrying a Glock 40, and you're an expert shot. You have mere seconds before the crazy man reaches you and your family. What does the father do in this life and death situation with just seconds to make the decision?

The Democrat's Answer:

"Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?"

Then there are other concerns by the Democrat.

"Did you done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could you instead just run away? What does your wife think? What about your kids?"

Plus the Democrat believes there are politically correct things that should be consider, too.

"Could you possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about that situation?

And what would the ACLU say, for your attacker may ask for assistance if you called him a name?Of course, from a legal standpoint does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? And why are you carrying a loaded gun anyway, do you have a permit. And what kind of message does this send to society and to your children?"

The Democrat is now getting irritating, feeling sorry for the vicious attacker.

"Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing you? You don't even know if he definitely wants to kill you, or would he be content to just wound you? If you were to grab his knees and hold on, could your family get away while he was simply stabbing you?

You could run with your wife and children to find a phone to call 911. But maybe you're the one who has caused this problem through your not voting for tax increases that have contributed to this problem. For instance, why is this street so deserted? We may need to raise taxes or have a paint and weed day to make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior by this poor disturbed man."

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The Republican's Answer:

BANG!

The Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click!

(Sounds of reloading.)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click!


Final Comment

Daughter:

"Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon Hollow Points?"

 

 

"Freedom is Knowledge"