Why
did God make Mothers?
"Think about
it. It was the best way to get more people."
How did God make Mothers?
"Magic plus super powers
and a lot of stirring."
Why did God give you
your mother and not some other Mom?
"We're related."
What ingredients are
mothers made of?
"God makes mothers out of
clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and
one dab of mean."
What kind of little
girl was your mom?
"I don't know because I
wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy."
Why did your mom marry
your dad?
"My grandma says that mom
didn't have her thinking cap on."
What's the difference
between moms and dads?
"Moms know how to talk to
teachers without scaring them."
What does your mom
do in her spare time?
"Mothers don't do spare
time."
Describe the world's
greatest mom.
"The greatest mom in the
world wouldn't make me kiss my fat aunts."
Is there
anything about your mom that is perfect?
"Her teeth are perfect,
but she bought them from the dentist."
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