At a Proctologist's door:
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"To expedite your visit,
please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
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"We
repair what your husband fixed." |
On a Plumber's truck:
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"Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your Plumber." |
Pizza Shop Slogan:
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"Seven
days without pizza makes one weak." |
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
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"Invite
us to your next blowout." |
At a Towing company:
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"We
don't charge an arm and a leg. We just want tows." |
On an Electrician's truck:
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"Let
us remove your shorts." |
On a Maternity Room door:
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"Push.
Push. Push." |
At an Optometrist's Office
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"If
you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place." |
On a Taxidermist's window:
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"We
really know our stuff." |
In a Podiatrist's office:
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"Time
wounds all heels." |
On a Fence:
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"Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is expensive." |
At a Car Dealership:
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"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." |
Outside a Muffler Shop:
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"No
appointment necessary. We hear you coming." |
In a Veterinarian's waiting
room:
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"Be
back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" |
At the Electric Company:
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"We
would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you
don't, you will be." |
In a Restaurant window:
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"Don't
stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." |
Sign on laws of Funeral Home:
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"Drive
carefully. We'll wait." |
At a Propane Filling Station,
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"Thank
heaven for little grills." |
At a Chicago Radiator Shop:
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"Best
place in town to take a leak." |
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Source: Internet. Contributed
by Jim of New Jersey
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