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"Your house plants
are alive, and you can't smoke any of them."
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2.
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"Having sex in
a twin bed is out of the question."
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3. |
"You keep more
food than beer in the fridge."
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4. |
"6:00 AM is when
you get up, not when you go to bed."
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5. |
"You hear your
favorite song on an elevator."
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6. |
"You watch the
Weather Channel."
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7. |
"Your friends
marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up."
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8. |
"You go from
130 days of vacation time to 14."
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9. |
"Jeans and a
sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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10. |
"You're the one
calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn
down the stereo."
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11. |
"Older relatives
feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you."
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12. |
"You don't know
what time Taco Bell closes anymore."
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13. |
"Your car insurance
goes down and your payments go up."
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14. |
"You feed your
dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers."
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15. |
"Sleeping on
the couch makes your back hurt."
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16. |
"You no longer
take naps from noon to 6 PM."
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17. |
"Dinner and a
movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one."
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18. |
"Eating a basket
of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle
your stomach."
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19. |
"You go to the
drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy
tests."
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20. |
"A $4.00 bottle
of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
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21. |
"You actually
eat breakfast food at breakfast time."
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22. |
"I just can't
drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
to drink that much again."
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23. |
"90% of the time
you spend in front of a computer is for real work."
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24. |
"You drink at
home to save money before going to a bar."
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25. |
"You read this
entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply
to you . . . and can't find one to save your old soul!"
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Source: Internet.
Contributed by Jim of New Jersey
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