"She
was Soooooooo blonde . . .
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. . . she thought
a quarterback was a refund."
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. . . she
thought General Motors was in the army."
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. . . she thought
Meow Mix was a CD for cats."
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. . . she thought
Boyz II Men was a day care center."
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. . . at the bottom
of an application where it says 'Sign Here,' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'
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"She
was Soooooooo blonde . . . |
. . . she took the
ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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. . . she sent a
fax with a stamp on it."
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. . . under 'education'
on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.' "
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"She
was Soooooooo blonde . . .
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. . . she tripped
over a cordless phone."
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. . . she
spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
'Concentrate.' "
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. . . she told me
to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T
WALK."
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. . . she tried
to put M&M's in alphabetical order."
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"She
was Soooooooo blonde . . . |
. . . she studied
for a blood test."
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. . . she sold the
car for gas money."
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. . . when she missed
bus #44, she took bus #22 twice."
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. . . when she went
to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she
turned around and went home."
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"She
was Soooooooo blonde . . . |
. . . when she heard
that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved."
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. . . she thought
if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless."
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. . . she thought
that she could not use her AM radio in the evening."
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. . . she had a
shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought meant 'This Goes In
Front.' "
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. . . she thinks
Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company."
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Source:
Internet. Compliments to Jim of New Jersey Note: We're both married
to blondes and loving it!
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