You're all so vain!

 

To the elitist journalists and hosts of ABC, NBC, and CBS News. To the journalists and editors of the New York Times, LA Times, Boston Globe, and all the major newspapers across the United States who subscribe to the secularism and political correctness promoted by the American Society of Newspaper Editors (ASNE).

And to all the foreign media outlets such as the UK Guardian, approving a columnist to ask its readers about the election for president in the United States in 2004, "John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinkley Jr., where are you now that we need you?"

An Assistant Professor at Central Washington University with a PhD in Political Science from the University of Oregon, Mathew Manweller, described you all the best when he observed:

"In Somalia we showed terrorists that you don't need to defeat America on the battlefield when you can defeat them in the newsroom.*”

"You're all so vain! You all thought Les Miserables was written about you. You obviously don't understand the words, written for everyday working people who were ruled by elitists who saw them as so much uninformed trailer-trash."

Chorus from the Finale

Les Miserables

 

Do you hear the people sing
Lost in the valley of the night?

It is the music of a people
Who are climbing to the light.

For the wretched of the earth
There is a flame that never dies.

Even the darkest night will end
And the sun will rise.

They will live again in freedom In the garden of the Lord. They will walk behind the plough-share,

They will put away the sword.
The chain will be broken

And all men will have their reward. Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me?

Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?

Do you hear the people sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?

It is the future that they bring
When tomorrow comes!Will you join in our crusade?

Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade

Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing?

Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring

When tomorrow comes...

Tomorrow comes!