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Updated February 10, 2010

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We know you get the same stuff we do when downloading e-mail after logging onto an ISP. You know what I'm talking about . . . a friend e-mails you the funniest stuff that you have ever seen with no idea where it came from, forwarded 30 times with so many copied it could be mistaken for Iowa's caucus list.

So we asked ourselves, why not archive this virtual content from everyday folks for all the world to enjoy, an example of what fun it is to be living in America. While helping others find jobs, we also understand it's important for one to laugh or be challenged with ideas during tough times. To that end, please feel free to click on any of the links below to see stuff that is just simply "Off The Virtual Wall," many placed on a plaque as a thank you for being so special.

Keep checking back for more as they become available.

 

Ever Jump Rope? Easy You Say? Think again!

 

Want to know how it feels to fly over a mountain range?  Click on the graphic and then don't let the mountain-top snow get on your shoes.
Go Fly!
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First held in 2004 ETOC (Electric Tournament of Champions) has quickly become the premier event for indoor airplane aerobatics. In 2008 the ETOC raised the bar to the level of being the greatest indoor electric contest held. An this year will not only continue, but promises to get better ETOC is the Granddaddy of all electric events and sets the standards for all other electric events to follow.
Amazing RC Footag! RCU Freestyle Sequence, RJ Ritter, May 10, 2009

 

Take the Independence Day Quiz

 

You have heard the names, maybe a friend serving there or dying there. But do you know where these countries are? Get ready for a learning experience!
Rethinking Schools Online

Toastnet Games

Move the colored squares around between the ends and see if you got them right.  Oh, get a cup of coffee.  This will take a while.
Think you're good at knowing color changes? Take the Color IQ Test

 

Orange Alert!

See how Homeland Security has its eyes on the terrorists.

 

How do you identify a liberal Democrat?

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The Benefits of joining as a member include: powerful research abilities, create and share and publish online your personal collections of quotes, competitions, ability to ask questions to Saidwhat Staff, and more.

 

We just love parrots, just loving being around humans!
Are Birds Happy? You bet!
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As you can see, The Spoof primarily deals with "Spoof" news - and attempts to be a parody of an actual newspaper. Our writers sign-in to a service we call the Writers Desk, which is a part of the website which lets you contribute material to the site along with many other features.

 

The Great Excuse, attributed to Canal+ Canadian screenwriter Lucas G.
The Great Excuse

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Thanks to Gail of Pennsylvania

 

Can you name the states on the North American continent when given reasonable time without making a mistake.  They do it in the third grade.  Click on Play to start the game and the clock.

 

See if your driver's license picture is on the Web. Get mad as people monkey around with your personal life. See if your driver's license picture is on the Web. Get mad as sites "monkey around" with your personal life.

 

Take the Think Test!

 

E-mail we received says photographer was surprised by a developed picture he had taken out west with Kodak 35mm film. The flag was photographed on September 11 as the sun was setting, flying in front of FRY's grocery store to honor the fallen firefighters and others. Truth or Fiction says the picture is authentic, mentioning the weave of the flag is creating the cross, their site having the same flag we found in our e-mail, as shown to the left.
Elvis - Tribute to our Nation's Flag
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"Ever work on a virtual puzzle? Try this very clever one. We finished it."

Have you ever wished there would be a bowling game using catballs?  Well, you got your wish from the folks at UpChucky.com.
Graphic compliments UpChucky.com. Check out other their games when you're tired of wacking the cat to cough up hair bowling balls .
Creme that egg . . . or in otherwords, "Someone didn't loose any of their marbles."
Smashing an egg. Now that's entertainment!
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So you want to fly jets in the Air Force? Pass this test, dude.
Thanks to Ben of Western North Carolina

"Strangers on my flight . . . "

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Students at a university in Switzerland have figured out how to chew gum and play with a mouse at the same time.
Go ahead. Hit it out of the park!

Create your own quiz about anything and grade your friends on how they do!  Your friends will have fun taking your quiz.

 

Take a Journey down a virtual road to the 50's, 60's and 70's

 

You will be asked 25 questions by Joe Black.  I got 21 right.   Good luck, and next time pay attention to basic stuff around you, eh?

 

Now Over Three Hundred Entries

Letter to America

Brother, have you found Jesus? Nine things I hate about everyone A basic eye test
As I mature Consistent Chest Compression CPR Dear Civilians!
Are you sane? Over worked? Are you a Redneck?
Do you remember these songs? Whose on First? It's tough to get old.
Probably at work Probably over 50 Montana Style Survivor
Call #77 or #677

The Perfect Couple (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Red Skelton's perfect marriage
In Jerusalem Single black female French speaking english
Elderly Gentlemen Stories Dryer Sheets Ms. Patricia Whack
Raising Boys So You Think You Know Everything The Dam
Computer Spell Checkers Priests on Vacation Real Diversity in America
How about these labor pains? Breakfast at the White House Wallace & Gromit - for real!
Only in America The Flag-Draped Coffin Now That I'm Retired
Good Exercise See What Happens?! Words of Wisdom
Brown Recluse Spider Bite They're hanging Wright tonight. Wheels of Life
Three Thoughts How do People Survive Learning Chinese
Proof You've Grown Up A Story from Atlantic City What's male & what's femle?
The Trouble Tree "Hi, Keith." Two Guys at Home Depot
American Health Care System These People Vote Noah and the Secular-Progressives
Cheap Labor? Don't bet on it. Pissing and Moaning Things You'll Never Read on a Hallmark Card
A Bible Story that Rings True Ben Stein's Last Column A Living Will
Forrest Gump goes to Heaven Ten Major U.S. Disasters on Dates Significant to Israel The Bronze Stray Cat
"What is a Republican?" and you'll be told ".. a rich, greedy." It’s about character, lying, arrogance and abuse of power. Police officer in jail over police dog bite - free her now!
Share with a Friend Today So You Think Gas is Expensive? Does My American Flag Offend You
Awesome Paint Job! Are You a Redneck? Florida Photo Collection
Not Built in America Why They are Heroes Tip of the Iceberg
Next Time You Leave a Plant Inside Your House. You Wouldn't Want Your Cars This Close, eh? New York Times - "Signs of the Times."
Great Customer Service Story Good Habits to Follow 11 People on a Rope
An Ode to America Hmmmm Dear Abby
An Italian Boy's Confession Older Than Dirt Someone Raised Their Kid Right!
The Darwin Awards - really! Open the closet and collapse the house Another way to look at it
Break into the house Why he's called Slick Willie Jogging with Bill
Choosing a wife The Pastor's Cat A day's work in English class
Why politicians really go to hell Not just your ordinary pig How to tell you're a boomer
How to call the police when you're old What is globalization? Faith and Begorrah
Picabo What don't you understand about being broke? Tax his land!
You can't make this up! - (If playing, turn off music now on homepage.) New Pledge of Allegiance Collected Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy
Can you go through glass? - (If playing, turn off music now on homepage.) A most amazing mother! - (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Father-Daughter Talk
Margarine vs. Butter - the truth

China's Disabled People's Performing Arts Troupe - (If playing, turn off music now on homepage.)

Life -

(When loading, your computer will advise you the software is trying to access your computer. That's because it's looking for Power Point to run the application-.ppf doc - Turn off any music running on the homepage - SELECT BROWSE FOR FULL SCREEN AT PP START.) TKS to Robin of Illinois.

Cat In The Hat on Aging Congress and Immigration Montana Cowboy
Spiders on Drugs - (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Arkadelphia Chicken - (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Einstein - (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Wow! for these Hot Air Balloons (.pdf)

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Bob Hope - just for the fun of it. Call Center Conversations?
7-year old sings National Anthem. Oh, my! (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Give the dog a one-word command! (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Dancing with the birds (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)
"Taking the piss." (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) The Stella Awards . . . The John Edwards' of the world sticking it to us and America. How clever are you?
Winnie the Who? When younger, did you look for dolls? Then this one's for you. (Loads into Word on your computer) The Mechanic
All I want for Christmas is my . . . 40-thousand Miles an Hour (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) So, how does he do it? (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)
USMC Silent Drill Platoon (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) The Six Best Smart-Ass Answers The 2007 Darwin Award
Who's your daddy? (True!) "If My Nose was Running Money" (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Kitchen Grease Fires - Watch this now on how to prevent being burned. (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)
A parable for any election campaign in America. Princeton hires Professor Singer, knowing he supports the termination of abnormal babies after birth. What say you now about the elitist snobs at Princeton? (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Priceless!
Antarctic Wave - amazing photos! America's Got Talent Winner Terry Fator & Kermit the Frog. (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Real wisdom found!
The Cactus Cuties sing The National Anthem. (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) "We can't blame white people." Finally, an exciting piece of architecture built in the United States. (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)
Bee Newspapers - The Year's Best from their Police Blotter. What a hoot! Now you can drive 100 miles on four ounces of water. And we're not kidding? (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) What oil companies use Middle Eastern Oil, and which ones don't? And who supplies the most to America?
Marines in Berkeley (You'll see that all the clowns in the world aren't necessarily in the circus. A lot are living today in Berkeley, California.) (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) The children who survived the 1930's, 40's, and 50's. Not saying much, eh?
Free 411 dialing So You Think You Know Your Doo Wop? Men are Just Happier!
If guns kill people then . . . Christian the Lion (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Circle of Life
Popping corn with mobile phones (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) But is it true? The Meanings of the Symbols On the One Dollar Bill Our Parents Drugged Us!
Warning labels that only lawyers would love Simply wonderful - 1988 Paul Hunt gymnastics comedy beam routine (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) We can't blame White People
Are your new tires outdated - dangerous? They sure could be! Watch this report from ABC (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Another look at the Carbon Tax Remember these people, vote!
Uses for WD-40 Oh my! Check out these Worker's Safety Awards Chuck Norris Jokes (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)
Secular progressives want gun control to protect the murderers, who they see as the victim. It's why Plato, in turn, had reasoned no successful democracy could ever survive. (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) How could a pilot land an airplane after losing one wing? Watch this! (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Semper Fi!
New meaning for the word "Duffer." (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Bugatti Veron Automobile vs. Jet Fighter (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) 60's Song Lyrics to Accommodate Baby Boomers
How much is that doggie in the shelter? If necessary, click on the Real Audio icon on page that comes up. (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Some famous people answer the age old question, "Just why did the chicken cross the road?" "Islam is the Light" Doll - Not!
Night and Day but not in USA Beating a Dead Horse Medical Community on the 2008 Financial Bail Out.
"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politican. And to tell the truth, there's hardly a difference." Why America doesn't like Bailouts? You decide The True Statistics of Life That Never Change
POWs escaped Germany in WWII by using . . . a Monoploy Game! Fly Men (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Own a cat fur handbag? You can now
Tara and Bella, a fictitious story you might read to little children. Except this one is true. (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) A Little Newbie Catholic Humor Flight 1549 - Amazing Photos - (Powerpoint file - pps)
Need an idea on how to stop your employees from smoking? The Democrat's Stimulus Bill Easily Explained A call to the repo man . . . maybe a clue to an Obama voting block (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)
The Heimlich Maneuver, Southern Style So you want to be a jet fighter pilot, eh? (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Moose on the loose, eh?
Did I hear someone say, "Ouch?" (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Animusic - Pipe Dream (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Animusic - Future Retro (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Animusic "Starship Groove" (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Animusic - Pogo Sticks (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Animusic - Gyro Drums (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Animusic - Resonant Chamber (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Animusic - Cathedral Pictures (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) For Da Birds....boop boop bee doop (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)
Americans are great, Obama. Why don't you leave them alone! (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) Are you old enough to have forgotten where you put your wallet? (If playing, turn off music on homepage.)

Canadian Bear Warning - (When visiting Canada, take this seriously!)

Steve Martin as FLYdini - (If playing, turn off music on homepage.) The World's Largest Model Train Set-up Grandma Jokes
Mensa - (Good humor from someone's imagination,but NOT from the Washington Post as advertised by this sender.) More Darwin Awards  

 

 

Conservation, Environment, the Planet, Wildlife & Photography-related License Plates!
Thanks to Dr. Ellen Rudolph

 

Heard about the coming of the superbug?  Check this site out for one of the reasons for the new strains.

Did you know that 694 million people currently use the Internet worldwide according to ComScore Networks? See the stats!

Louis Fox's Free Range Studios, which produced Grocery Store Wars, has produced over 70 issue-related shorts. His 'virally' popular 2003 hit, 'The Meatrix,' won awards at the Webbys, SXSW, Ottawa Animation Festival, and Holland Animation Festival among others. Fox lives in San Francisco.

Grocery Store Wars

Cuke Skywalker and Princess Lettuce battle the dark side of Darth Tader.

"Louis Fox's Free Range Studios, which produced Grocery Store Wars, has produced over 70 issue-related shorts. His 'virally' popular 2003 hit, 'The Meatrix,' won awards at the Webbys, SXSW, Ottawa Animation Festival, and Holland Animation Festival among others. Fox lives in San Francisco." - Compliments AOL

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Wow, i'nst tihs smilpy Aamznig?


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. For the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

Thanks to Dina of WNC

 

Need Draino for the Braino?

 

One of the most innovative Flash sites on the Web.

If you are a Democrat, your problem may be serious, infected with "Rectaloctalitis."  This site will help you to see other ways of doing things you never thought of before, called Frame Games, by Terry Stickels.

 

"If I were the Devil." - by Paul Harvey

 

Click here to link to Simply Parrots Web site.  Need Parrot stuff?  Contact Dee.  See e-mail address on Web site.
Mickey says if you own a parrot, you'll just love the Avian Network. Why not visit there today?

 

NOTE: Attributions are listed when provided. Special thanks to Jim of New Jersey, Vina of WNC, Robin of Illinois, and the many others who chose to remain unnamed and contributed these wonderful bits of wisdom on the Internet or posted to an e-mail.

 

 

"Freedom is Knowledge"

 

Hopie